"Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
"Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human."
"Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, "It might have been."
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
"Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber."