"Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human."
"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."
"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."
"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."