One of the few good things about modern times: If you die ho... - Kurt Vonnegut
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."
"Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it."
"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."
"Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By the same token, though, I suppose that boulders and mountains and moons could be accused of being a little too phlegmatic."
"1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them."