One of the few good things about modern times: If you die ho... - Kurt Vonnegut

"If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind."

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."

"Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber."

"I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind."

"Swoopers write a story quickly, higgledy-piggledy, crinkum-crankum, any which way. Then they go over it again painstakingly, fixing everything that is just plain awful or doesn’t work. Bashers go one sentence at a time, getting it exactly right before they go on to the next one. When they’re done they’re done."