One of the few good things about modern times: If you die ho... - Kurt Vonnegut
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
"When we passed a Catholic church, I recalled, he said, "You think your dad's a good chemist? They're turning soda crackers into meat in there. Can your dad do that?"
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDEDFOR THE EXISTENCE OF GODWAS MUSIC"
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."(George Santayana)I've got news for Mr. Santayana: we're doomed to repeat the past no matter what. That's what it is to be alive."
"Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it."