More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t remember my birth. I guess I got dementia at a young age."
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"