"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"Love is like 9.75 plus .25. That’s 10, for all of you people trying to add fractions on your fingers. I can only count using eight, because I’m too busy using my middle fingers to tell the politicians how much I love them."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."