More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love Guns N’ Roses. Reminds me of the last time I tried to pick flowers from my neighbor’s garden."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."
"Using my nipples as bait, I went fishing for compliments. I got a few bites, but nothing to write about in Field & Stream."