More quotes by Bill Hicks

"Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously."
"I'm sorry if any of you are catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic"
"I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat"bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."
"I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck."
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."