More quotes by Bill Hicks

"I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything."Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country … how are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?"
"Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously."
"I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat"bullshit. We're a virus with shoes."
"I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck."
"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference."