More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"