More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."
"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."
"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."