More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."