More quotes by Beryl Dov

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."