More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."
"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."