I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the fo... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. My art is so conceptual that not only do I not tell, but I don’t even show. All I do is sign the canvas and try to sell it."

"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."

"One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides."

"She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is invisible."

"I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%."