She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, t... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief."

"This is what I believe to be the progress of a writer. You write 10 things, of which one of them will be great. You then write 11 things, of which two of them will be great. Then you write 12 things, of which four of them will be great. Then you write 13 things, of which eight of them will be great. Finally you write 14 things, of which 16 of those 14 things will be great."

"I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted."

"One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides."

"Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is people of the future. Greetings, people of the moon!"