More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There’s nothing more important than literary merit, and that’s why I not only created an award—the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award—but I nominated myself as the first recipient. You can’t always wait for success to come to you. Sometimes you just have to create it out of nothingness. Just ask the Federal Reserve."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."