Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too fri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Snow is not microwave friendly. In fact, snow is not too friendly at all, unless you first buy it a few beers. Then it’s just downright slutty."

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"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"I’ll write the first sentence in English and the second sentence will be nonsense translated to Russian, to make the ultimate non sequitur."
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