"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."
"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future."
"I’ll convert a school desk into a tricycle, because how else am I supposed to learn to love? It’s not like baseball gloves are very effective oven mitts."