More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Too many abused beers have suffered in the name of networking. Let us find a better way to mix torture and business."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."