More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."
"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."
"In a battle of believability, the winner is the one with the best body language, not the clearest logic."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."