"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."
"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."
"This year I vow to learn how to garden. I will be the Farmer of Love and grow in understanding and forgiveness."
"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."
"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."