If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal fr... - Jarod Kintz, Write like no one is reading 3
"If there are two men, Rod and Rob, and you can only steal from one, which one would you choose? The answer is: Whichever one is a banker."
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"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."
"I cry, but not for myself. There’s too much sadness in this world to waste a moment with self-pity, when making others smile will also make me smile."
"She said she was a nurse. I replied that she must have a lot of patience—and patients. I would have said more, but I ran out of homophones."
"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."