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"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."
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"Though it comes from her throat, I drink the sound of her voice. Her I love yous dehydrate me, because they leave me thirsting for more."
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"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."
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"I work in a secret whisper factory. It’s all very hush-hush. Her love for me could be found there, if it could be found at all, but it can’t, because it’s invisible."
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"She bats her eyelashes like I’m throwing baseballs at them. I must be as romantic as Pete Rose’s last name."
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