I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for... - James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

"I feel like, like pudding,"Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

"Man, you weigh a freaking ton,"he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?""Why, is your head missing some?"I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been"

"Well, that's an evil smile..."

"The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective."