Man, you weigh a freaking ton,"he told me. "What've you been... - James Patterson, The Angel Experiment

"I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long."-Nudge"

"I feel like, like pudding,"Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

"The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective."

"Well, that's an evil smile..."