More quotes by John Green, Paper Towns

"Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro."
"If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all."
"You know your problem, Quentin? You keep expecting people not to be themselves."
"Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,"I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and then came back with another. "Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force."
"Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?"