More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I want to start a business making mint-flavored sunshine that comes in a can half full of meow-free rainbows. (Leprechauns sold separately.)"
"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."
"I can't throw away cologne because that is Nostalgia in a Bottle, the scent of yesterday, and it reminds me of her more clearly than her picture."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."