More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."