More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My knowledge is mine to use as I see fit. But I’m way too out of shape to see fit."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."