More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."
"Once a Ponce a time she made me feel like a conquistador. Now her memory is just a breeze seen in swaying Spanish moss."
"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two."