More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I lost interest in her because she said the wrong thing. She said nothing."
"My reality is it’s nighttime. The truth is I’m just blindfolded. How many people live like me, in self-deluded darkness?"
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."
"I strum a fishing pole line like a guitar string. I hunt like a bow and arrow is a partial harp. And I make love like I’ve got a Buy One Get One FREE coupon."