More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."
"Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises."