I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"If you don't think you need to develop your personal brand, my advice for you comes in the wisdom of two road signs: STOP; DEAD END."
"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."