There are two typos of people in this world: those who can e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."