I had a dream about you. You took a cruise, and I took a can... - Jarod Kintz, We Had A #Dream About You

"I had a dream about you. You took a cruise, and I took a canoe. I paddled alongside your ship out into the Atlantic Ocean and down to the Caribbean. I shouted “I love you” the whole way, but you couldn’t hear me, probably because that man you were with was talking the whole time."

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