More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
"I'm dying and all I hear are insults!"
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?"...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay."