More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m so restless when I rest that I make sleepwalkers look like statues. If The Thinker could run 26.2 miles, it would need a baseball glove to catch me."
"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."
"Together kabobs make the world better than all the Bobs combined. Well, at least ever since Bob Ross moved on to the land of the happy trees."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."