"I like to call in sick to work at places where I’ve never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don’t work there, I tell them I’d like to. But not today, as I’m sick."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."
"Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be."
"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."