More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."
"Why sell farming equipment to farmers? I should cut out the middleman and sell tractors directly to people dining in restaurants."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."