More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."