I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I loved how your cheeks had a natural rouge, like a delicate rose, and I was a rogue full of thorns. I was only a flower when I was with you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."