If what you wear says more about who you are then what you s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."
"Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was too afraid to turn it on. So I coated it with glue, covered it with cat hair, mounted it on my wall, and started claiming it was an exotic animal I killed on a Safari in Africa. I'd like to believe people believe me, on account of it being so strange that it has to be true."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"If football players wanted to protect their brains from injury they’d wear astronaut helmets. After all, astronauts have massive IQ’s, so wearing their protective headgear seems like a smart choice."