If what you wear says more about who you are then what you s... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If what you wear says more about who you are then what you say when you speak, then my advice is to keep quiet and wear loud clothing."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bicycle tire, and I’d rather ride my roller skates to work."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."