More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"Nine out of ten politicians are thieves. The tenth politician is a liar, and the one who conducted the survey."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."