My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I writ... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
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"A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works perfectly, because I sell Heimlich Maneuvers in a variety of flavors."
"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."
"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."
"I wouldn’t feel great if you left me alone, but I wouldn’t feel bad either. I’d feel good, like I always do, which has nothing to do with you, even if you’ll have nothing to do with me."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"