I never write anything without humor, just because I like hu... - Joss Whedon

"Don’t give people what they want, give them what they need."

"Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck."

"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"It is the most fun I’m ever going to have. I love to write. I love it. I mean, there’s nothing in the world I like better, and that includes sex, probably because I’m so very bad at it. It’s the greatest peace when I’m in a scene, and it’s just me and the character, that’s it, that’s where I want to live my life."

"Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke."