More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She had coffee-colored eyes, if java were blue-green, and we made love like nobody was watching, which is probably why the audience demanded a refund for our poor performance."
"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."
"I’m taller in tolerance than I am in height. Barely. I’m only 6’3, so I apologize for not being more understanding."
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"People don’t buy products—they buy people. It’s called slavery. I mean networking. It’s called networking."