More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."
"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."