Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one. - Bob Newhart

"What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor."

"The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place."

"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable."

"Humor is so important to the American scene throughout history."

"People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail."