"I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while,"he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably."
"Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island"could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves."
"I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?""A regrettable choice of words,"muttered Magnus."
"I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely."
"Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same."
"If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you"