More quotes by George Burns

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed."
"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate."
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."