More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars."
"If you violate laws of God, you're a sinner.If you violate laws of men, you're a criminal.If you violate your own laws, you're pathetic."
"Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt."
"Anyone who doesn't fear God, has no idea at all about Him."
"Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself."