More quotes by Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

"Charisma is the fragrance of soul."
"Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other.Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars."
"Wisdom mitigates the risk of being honest."
"Enough talk, now read!"
"Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept."