More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

"Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician."
"I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how tobecome a professional writer. I say to you, "If you really want to hurt yourparents, and you don't have the nerve to be a homosexual, the least you cando is go into the arts. But do not use semicolons. They are transvestitehermaphrodites, standing for absolutely nothing. All they do is show you'vebeen to college."
"Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber."
"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward."
"I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool."