More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDEDFOR THE EXISTENCE OF GODWAS MUSIC"
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."