If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay. - Beryl Dov
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."
"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."
"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."