Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left m... - Beryl Dov

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

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