More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."