Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"To be invisible, paint yourself with the direct shade of zero. Leave nothing to chance, by taking nothing with you wherever you go."
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."