More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."
"The love of my life has made me the happiest man ever. This ever-smiling man/mannequin is so happy because he’s got no brain, and in this way is identical to anyone who still rah-rahs for either a Republican or a Democrat."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."